1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,086 Look up 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,755 What do you see? 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:05,964 Nature and stuff 4 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,424 -A stone -And a tree 5 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,426 The Great North 6 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,764 {\an8}You can breathe the air up here 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,432 Catch fish 8 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:16,934 Or see bears 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,227 Wow 10 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,938 The Great North 11 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,856 This is where we live 12 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,358 Here we stay 13 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,401 From the longest night to the longest day 14 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,696 In the great north 15 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:40,123 {\an8}The pirate couple Cruel Christopher and the brutal Bridget 16 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,544 {\an8}terrorized this very port for years 17 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,964 {\an8}and cut many blue-bloods the blue buttocks off. 18 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:50,175 {\an8}Until they crashed onto these rocks. 19 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:53,011 {\an8}Some say their souls continue to roam these waters 20 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:55,681 {\an8}and sink ships from the afterlife. 21 00:00:55,764 --> 00:01:00,143 What is that rumbling from the depths? 22 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,105 Oh my God! They are here! 23 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,648 Look here! 24 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,401 Arr! 25 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,155 Here is the customer feedback yesterday's scary ship tour, 26 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,865 {\an8}which was sold out. 27 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:16,493 {\an8}Hams was very popular Rum Raisin Pirate Danish. 28 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,705 {\an8}I just wonder how would a pirate let this dough rise? 29 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,248 {\an8}And Judy's ghost story. 30 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,125 {\an8}Is there an Oscar for boat tours? 31 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,711 {\an8}-Because it will in the future. -The sound design. 32 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,629 {\an8}Honeybee on the ones and twos. 33 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:30,340 {\an8}And everyone raved about it Dad's convincing turbulence. 34 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,134 {\an8}I just turn the wheel like that. 35 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,054 {\an8}And according to the review a child was so afraid 36 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,307 {\an8}that it messed up. 37 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,559 {\an8}How you always pretend to pee in your pants! 38 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,643 {\an8}Yes, exactly. 39 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:42,728 {\an8}Pretending. 40 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:46,273 {\an8}"I give this scary ship five out of five stars." 41 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,608 {\an8}-Yes, damn it! -Congratulations, my son. 42 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,320 {\an8}-Your scary ship is a real hit. -Thanks! 43 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:52,988 We didn't want to be hasty, 44 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,074 but we have 50,000 business cards ordered, 45 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,827 {\an8}on which we are both CEOs the Spooky Ship Incorporated. 46 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,621 We have never ordered so many. 47 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,623 Do we need a newspaper ad, 48 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,000 so that the business continues to run? 49 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,252 We could mortgage the house for a commercial 50 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,337 at the Super Bowl. 51 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:12,716 -Where would we live then? -At the Super Bowl. 52 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,010 Great idea. I love nachos. 53 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,512 Oh my god, everyone shut up. 54 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:20,474 I've been saying that my whole life. 55 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:24,019 Alaska Alan has a spot right now booked for our next trip. 56 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,187 What? Oh my God. 57 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,356 I know I should shut up, 58 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,775 -but is that good or bad? -Could be either way. 59 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:33,445 Alaska Alan, aka AKA, is the most influential critic 60 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:34,696 on TravelDabbler.com. 61 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,115 He gives your business either a definitive tuna 62 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,660 or a never-again narwhal, and there is nothing in between. 63 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,912 When he joined the burlesque theater in Ted's Folly, 64 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:42,996 the Ted's Folly Follies, 65 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,083 gave a def tuna, They lined up around the block. 66 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,835 But as Jeff's auto glass and Kodiak received a never-again narwhal, 67 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,672 business collapsed like this that Jeff briefly out of revenge 68 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,841 Alaska Alan aka AKA kidnapped and tortured. 69 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,510 So it's all or nothing 70 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:57,969 and we have to deliver. 71 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,972 And your whole family will help you with that. 72 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,392 I would also like enough business cards, 73 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,143 to give to all my friends. 74 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,646 I'll take five then. 75 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:10,065 Wow, it's fun, rolling around on our business cards. 76 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,149 You were right. 77 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,984 Damn, we did it. 78 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,821 Sometimes I was afraid maybe always just a guy, 79 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,573 who works on his father's boat. 80 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,866 But those times are over. 81 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,786 From now on I'm a guy with your own part-time business 82 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:23,954 on his father's boat. 83 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,415 Wait until my haters find out that we have the definitive tuna 84 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,707 got. 85 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,669 I hate your haters, especially Barb. 86 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,130 We have to Alan just blow your socks off. 87 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,549 This will be easier Than stealing a baby's socks. 88 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,802 Yes, he would never let us give a never-again narwhal, right? 89 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,388 Absolutely not. 90 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,806 We can do it. 91 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,561 -Everything will be fine. -Yes, so good. 92 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,271 Is it hot in here? I'm sweating. 93 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,440 And not out of fear before a bad review. 94 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,525 Probably just because Alaska is so hot. 95 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:56,236 Yes, that's it. 96 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,084 I thought you were still in bed. 97 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,920 No, I woke up and didn't want to disturb you, 98 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,130 hence the pillow figure. 99 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,507 What did you do? 100 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,217 I researched Alaska Alan. 101 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,969 -I thought we... -Find out everything about him 102 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,387 and customize the scary ship? 103 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,847 So that he doesn't judge us badly? 104 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,348 And ruined our entrepreneurial dreams? 105 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,268 My God, I'm falling in love just new to you again. 106 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,103 -Should we renew our vows? -No time. 107 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:33,565 We have a lot to do. The ship is being refurbished! 108 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,650 But first a pillow kiss. 109 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,152 Oh yes. Just a small one. 110 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,032 OK, Team Tobin, Operation Alaska Alan 111 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,160 aka Operation AKA is underway. 112 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,495 Let's look at the new material. 113 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,038 Wolf, are you sure? 114 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,539 you want all these changes? 115 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,124 Yes, all the new stuff 116 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,126 The tour could happen at the last minute 117 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,420 turn into torture, where everything that can go wrong 118 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,130 will also go wrong. 119 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,715 But not today. 120 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,342 Nothing's going wrong, okay? 121 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,427 We just stay calm and focus on Alan. 122 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:05,013 We start with ours new special desserts. Ham? 123 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:08,683 Instead of pirate junk we now have Jolly Roger Jelly Donuts, 124 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,185 Because Alan likes donuts best. 125 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,145 Judy, your new costume is in the bunk. 126 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,314 Do you already know the new monologue? 127 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,150 Almost, with all the script changes. 128 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:18,568 Jerry, and you? 129 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,238 I'm wearing my Bigfoot costume and serve Bellinis? 130 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,032 Yes, because Alan loves brunch and the Philadelphia Flyers. 131 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,117 When he asks you are Gritty, the mascot. 132 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,495 And Alan loves shiny floors. 133 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,373 He raved about the new lobby at the Subaru dealer in Anchorage, 134 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,167 so I waxed the deck. 135 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,837 All in all everything is perfect and nothing will go wrong. 136 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,506 Wolf, are you okay? 137 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,590 Yes. 138 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,716 Oh no, you're bleeding. 139 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,386 This baby will heal in no time. 140 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:48,223 I'll do it then a new last minute batch of donuts. 141 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,641 How relaxed. 142 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,560 Something had to go wrong today 143 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,562 and it looks like this as if we had it behind us now. 144 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:54,896 You're welcome, my lady. 145 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,858 The definitive tuna it's so wrapped up, 146 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,526 he's almost suffocating. 147 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,278 Call the fish police. 148 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:03,864 What? 149 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:04,948 All right, all hands. 150 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,034 Let's say ding-dang, Def tuna tuna on three. 151 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:10,871 Oh my God. 152 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,667 Thank you for being there. Yes, we blackmailed most of them, 153 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,460 but we are glad that you are here. 154 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,545 Yes yes. 155 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,131 If only you had nothing of yours Bonnaroo weekend narrated, Delmer. 156 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,133 And don't worry about the head injury. 157 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,801 I don't bleed any more than normal and 158 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,511 I'm only slightly dizzy. 159 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,389 Alaska Alan will be today check our scary ship. 160 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,058 -This guy is our target. -Wolf, put that away. 161 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,686 Alan can't see this. Otherwise he'll think we're possessed. 162 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:37,063 -No weird things with Alan. -You're right. 163 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,607 And now everyone. 164 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,400 No weird stuff with Alan. 165 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,695 No weird stuff with Alan. 166 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,322 Wolf, stop it. Here he comes. 167 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,908 Oh man. Behave inconspicuously! 168 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,159 Ahoy! 169 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,202 Welcome aboard the damn Mighty Beef! 170 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,246 Greetings. 171 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:57,542 I'm just a normal tourist, nobody special. 172 00:06:58,668 --> 00:06:59,836 Oh wow, those floors. 173 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,171 I see myself reflected in it. 174 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,548 Feels like in a Subaru car dealership. 175 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,677 I only had enough ingredients on board for one batch, 176 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,220 so please say they taste good. 177 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,682 They taste like cake from my last remaining eggs 178 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,976 -after a year in the bunker. -Oh my God. 179 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,811 The eggs expired ten years ago. 180 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,772 You are probably on the boat, since we got it. 181 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,524 Yes, that brings back memories. 182 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,109 Dirt! Stop eating them! 183 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,279 Ham, Hammy, Hamarama. Aunt Dirt? 184 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,365 Hi, Wolf. Good, thanks. 185 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,033 I'll just get some aspirin. 186 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,577 The Ding-Dong on my Bing-Bong was harder than expected 187 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,789 on the deck of the thing. 188 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,290 It is made of wood and floats. 189 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,000 It is… 190 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,543 -A boat? -Oh, that's it. 191 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,296 Yes, a boat. How are things going with the boat nuts? 192 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:46,132 -The donuts are... -The best batch so far! 193 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,217 Great! 194 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,968 This stops the bleeding. 195 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,053 And I'm gone. 196 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,596 Boat. 197 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,847 What a funny word. 198 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,599 Marlee Matlin's Maltese Mongoose. 199 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,643 -Marlee Matlin's Maltese Mongoose. -Knock, knock. 200 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,812 Why are you wearing yours? new costume chains? 201 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,023 I tried, but they are far too heavy. 202 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,108 And rotate. 203 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,277 Alan is an advocate of authentic wardrobe. 204 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,029 His niece's play didn't go well, 205 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,657 because Jean Valjean wore a Baby Yoda sweatshirt. 206 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,159 Honeybee, I wanted to be with you 207 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,328 talk about my acting. 208 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,163 Time to warm up the fog machine, 209 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,248 otherwise it won't work. 210 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,542 -30 minutes until your turn. -Thanks, 30. 211 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,503 We'd better do that again. 212 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,465 And I'm stuck. 213 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,217 Honeybee! 214 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,010 Red alert! Quinn is on board 215 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,096 and I want me in front of her don't pee your pants. 216 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,848 -Are you hiding me? -I have an idea. 217 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,851 You buy four dozen doughnuts in the donut dinghy 218 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,770 and hide in the closets, when you come back. 219 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,772 And I want the change! 220 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,442 Ham, you lovable fool. 221 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,903 Nothing beats a relaxing trip. 222 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,823 Just me and this crazy old girl, the sea. 223 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,994 But what should the thread bring me to? 224 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,454 remember on my finger? 225 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,914 I would like to claim that doesn't bother me, 226 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:03,168 but I'm afraid now it's driving me crazy. 227 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,670 -What is the head doing? -A lot of pain. 228 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,547 Some things I see twice but I'm relaxed. 229 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,257 It's 10 minutes to the departure, 230 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,676 but everyone checked in and all systems are running. 231 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,386 -Are you thinking what I'm thinking? -Yes. 232 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,681 Alan raved about Delta Flight 19273 to New Mexico, 233 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,266 because the departure was seven minutes earlier. 234 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:22,979 eat this, Delta flight 19273 to New Mexico. 235 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:28,151 What? Why is the boat leaving? Moon isn't back yet. 236 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,444 Oh no. 237 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,198 This is not good. 238 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,659 Alan's logbook, 5:50 p.m. Start of the report. 239 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,244 And go. 240 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,039 I never thought I'd feel again the adrenaline rush like when taking off 241 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:44,000 from Delta Flight 19273 to New Mexico. 242 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:49,547 And yet it seems as if life had other plans. 243 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,008 That's great. Look how he smiles. 244 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,551 -Adam loves it. -Alan. 245 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,220 Him too. 246 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,935 -Hello, sir. -There's nothing to see here. 247 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,019 Goodbye. 248 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,439 Alan's logbook, continued report. 249 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,400 So far the trip has been more top than flop 250 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,403 and maybe there still is a whale on top. 251 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,572 That was very good. 252 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,783 Note to self, do not delete. 253 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,579 Bigfoot? 254 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,248 It's him. 255 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,792 And he brings Bellinis for everyone. 256 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,294 Doesn't he look like Gritty, guys? 257 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,921 That's nice. 258 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,549 Additionally there is a real feast for the ears. 259 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,926 A history lecture of horror. Go ahead, wolf. 260 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,595 Alaska, America's severed head. 261 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,639 Very visual. 262 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,266 In this head... 263 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,767 Ow, ow, ow. 264 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,270 ... a skull full terrible stories. 265 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,479 That hurts. 266 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,233 My family left me behind. 267 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,484 Super! 268 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,071 Hello, Bethany. 269 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,198 Once the extra large, extra shaken one 270 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,285 Dulce de leche latte with extra caffeine, please. 271 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:03,204 {\an8}According to Carissa, I need this your ID. 272 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,623 {\an8}Does this work as ID? 273 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,542 Come right away, sir. 274 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,044 Hello Beef, I can hide here with you? 275 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,504 I don't have a good poker face. 276 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,798 Yes, I remember on our poker evening, 277 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,842 when you said, "Look, 278 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,595 the three of clubs, exactly the card I still need 279 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,305 for my quadruplet." 280 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,681 This is exactly the card I needed. 281 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,267 But I warn you, I'm a bit busy. 282 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,145 I don't know anymore why I tied the thread around myself. 283 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,396 Then I'm your man. 284 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,190 I have these online memory courses 285 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,608 made by the Brain Crunch Bros. 286 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,278 Okay, then let's crack my skull. 287 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,530 Glaciers are like ice cubes. 288 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,240 And the die is cast. 289 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,660 Fall down, get up, Set up the crown and move on. 290 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,454 Are you sure Wolf's head is okay? 291 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,706 He sounds like you, after you the wisdom teeth were extracted, 292 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,000 and he moves like this inflatable guy 293 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,376 in the car wash. 294 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,086 And on the right you can see... 295 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,255 Oh, you'll see. 296 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:58,593 Say, can you see it? 297 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,720 C-D-E-F-G. 298 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,640 Exactly, and why actually just one of the gremlins hot? 299 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,600 -No offense. -Alan's logbook. 300 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,312 Our host has power, but his history lecture of horror 301 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,396 is a bit confusing. 302 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,815 memory of me, watch Gremlins again. 303 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,776 Apparently one of them is very attractive. 304 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,319 Let's talk about The Snorkels! 305 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,821 A big round of applause for Wolf! 306 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,783 Okay, sweetie, you seem totally out of sorts. 307 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,868 Should we turn back? Have the bulb checked? 308 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,120 What? No! Alaska Alan is on board. 309 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,539 We get the thing we wanted. 310 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,624 Do you see? 311 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,668 You don't even remember to the definitive tuna. 312 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,544 Just because I am can't remember 313 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,004 That doesn't mean it's unimportant. 314 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,173 We're so close to whatever, 315 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,299 I can snorkel it. 316 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,134 You're right, but let's hurry up. 317 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,970 You get the donuts, I'll get Judy. 318 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,138 And then we'll get both of them the Def-Tun-Tun. 319 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,516 I remembered, I'm fine. 320 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,477 Judy, open up. You're early. 321 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,729 -I can't. -What does this mean? 322 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,189 No time for a diva moment. 323 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,983 On deck in five minutes or you'll be flying. 324 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,609 On deck in five minutes. 325 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,362 All right, Beef, let's take a trip 326 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,947 into your beautiful mind palace. 327 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,450 These memory exercises aren't like meditation, are they? 328 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,160 Because it always makes me fall asleep. 329 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,245 No, damn it. 330 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,871 You don't even have to close your eyes. 331 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,332 Okay, guys, let's take a look. 332 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,168 We count down from ten. 333 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:17,005 Ten, nine, eight… 334 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,548 Beef, wake up buddy. 335 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,842 -Seven, six… -We can't... 336 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,844 Five, four… 337 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,345 Hey, Ham. 338 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,638 Uncle Dust. 339 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,725 It's time for the things 340 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:33,271 the round, sweet circle holes, you know, for the mouth. 341 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,857 -The donuts? -That's them. 342 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,359 Give me a few minutes, okay? 343 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,153 Everything is fine here. 344 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,655 Here also. 345 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,115 Wink, wink. 346 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,618 Ok, I gained time. 347 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,245 Instant desserts. 348 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,665 Only ingredients: corn and water. 349 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,751 Damned! There is no reception here! 350 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,835 Oh my God! 351 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,754 Oh, the donuts are back. 352 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,048 Time to visit the loo! 353 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,928 Your mind palace is sick, bro. 354 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,266 EMERGENCY 355 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,185 No! 356 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,228 OK. 357 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,481 At least I have to no longer worry about the donuts. 358 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,320 And that's all, what has happened since I was born. 359 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,822 Bethany! One more round, please. 360 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,575 Alan's logbook. This ride has hit a lull. 361 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,536 I haven't been here long yet, and yet I'm bored. 362 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,955 Oh no. We're losing him. We need Judy. 363 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,249 What am I hearing? Chain rattling? 364 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,127 This is probably the guardian of souls from far below, 365 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,963 with a story, which is painful, very. 366 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,048 Oh, thank God. 367 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,884 -Oh no. -Hey people. 368 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,386 Good news. I remembered to my favorite snorkel. 369 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,805 -Chunky Smork. -And that's it. 370 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,599 OK, everyone. Enjoy the free sea view. 371 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,727 I'll be right back. 372 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,772 Sorry, but are you Maude 373 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,148 from Maude's All Day Diner? 374 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,399 I remember you. 375 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,485 I think I have Rated your restaurant, right? 376 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,487 No. I'm Tiffany. 377 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,073 Tiffany Hamburguesa from Spain. 378 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,658 Taxi. 379 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,452 My goodness, why does Maude say isn't she Maude? 380 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,789 Wait, the guy from the Hoagie Pony? 381 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,624 And the owner of the Russian restaurant? 382 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,960 These are all people that I rated! 383 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,295 Alan's logbook, in-depth thought process. 384 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,798 On board this scary ship are several people, 385 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,508 their companies I rated it poorly. 386 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,009 Was I lured into a trap? 387 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,679 I'm afraid another kidnapping is in progress. 388 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,347 Wolf, what happened to the donuts? 389 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,475 -And where is Ham? -And why is Ham? 390 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,525 God, this is bad. 391 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,278 We have no food or entertainment, and you have to go to the hospital. 392 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,363 OK, but listen. 393 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,781 I think we should get married. 394 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,783 Ok, I have to find out how I can save the day. 395 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,952 You stay here, stay awake 396 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:56,706 and sort all the gremlins according to attractiveness. 397 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,000 And then we get married. 398 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,377 Ok, I'll start my list with Chunky Smork on, 399 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,004 no question. 400 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,089 Your memory is a muscle. 401 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,591 Let's use it. 402 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,221 What the… 403 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,639 {\an8}My goodness! 404 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:17,810 {\an8}Oh no. Alan's logbook. Maybe Alan's last entry. 405 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,353 My therapist was wrong. 406 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,190 It can happen again, and everyone is after me. 407 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,774 I'm about to be kidnapped. 408 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,406 Hey. 409 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,326 {\an8}-Oh God, answer it. -This is Chief Edna. 410 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,369 {\an8}Kidnapping… Mighty Beef… 411 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,288 {\an8}Hostage… 412 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,415 {\an8}That's it for my peaceful evening, 413 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,417 {\an8}where I met my ex wanted to stalk online. 414 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,878 Alan's logbook. I'll play the nice guy, until the police come. 415 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,296 Debra, if I don't make it out, 416 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,299 you will for me despite our divorce seven years ago 417 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,260 always remain a terrible person. 418 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,679 You better come out, otherwise something will happen 419 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:54,764 really unpleasant. 420 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,682 Good evening, madam. I'm just going for a walk. 421 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,767 Nothing special. 422 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,019 Here, I have my rough copy from Judy's monologue for you, 423 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,438 since she refuses to come out of her dressing room. 424 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,731 You don't have to know it by heart. 425 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,067 Good, because I don't know what that means. 426 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,444 -Moon, it's over now. -Ending? 427 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:12,156 That's the thanks for all my work here? 428 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,992 Three bucks and you pump me caramel directly into the mouth. 429 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,786 You'll be out in five seconds 430 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,162 or I'll call your dad. 431 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,423 Moon, stop running! 432 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,259 I'm not warmed up yet! 433 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,303 I am the spirit from the ocean! 434 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,055 Don't look directly at Alan! 435 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,599 Wait, I don't think so that I should read this. 436 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,978 Wow, what a show. I'm very satisfied. 437 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,814 If you don't mind, my karate teacher with a black belt 438 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,732 awaits me on land. 439 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,734 No, he's too furry, to be number 43. 440 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:52,905 Come on, wolf. Oh, that's why I'm here. 441 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,116 I wanted Get the Jolly Roger Jelly Donuts 442 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,742 and serve to everyone on board. 443 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:57,827 Hey, wolf. 444 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,704 Wait, where are you going with this? 445 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,999 -Serve them to guests. -No. 446 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,417 No, these are mine. 447 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,210 Let me go. 448 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,005 Oh no, a ghost. 449 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,841 -Boo! -We only have one chance with Alan. 450 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,175 And we'll show him. 451 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,094 We show him what we are capable of. 452 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,555 I knew it. You all want to kill me. 453 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,056 -I knew it. -What? 454 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,433 Alright, Alan. 455 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,394 Time for your last meal. 456 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,897 Don't eat them, they're poisoned. 457 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,190 Eat them. 458 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,861 Oh no, I fell asleep. 459 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,700 Yes! 460 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,077 And yet she… Never mind. 461 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,039 I got you! 462 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,167 Help me. 463 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,044 Alan, wait! 464 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,254 Oh no! 465 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,422 -No! -No! 466 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,925 -Oh, hey, Alan. -Leave me alone! 467 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,054 Hands off my brother! 468 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,930 -Who are you? -Oh no! 469 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,892 -For Valhalla! -Stop it! 470 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,437 Nobody here wanted to kill me? 471 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,066 No, we just really wanted to a definite tuna. 472 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,567 Hence these folders. 473 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,278 We did a lot of research, so that you enjoy the ride. 474 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,113 I know it's hard to believe 475 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,283 but we haven't been that long yet in the scary ship business. 476 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,910 No, that part was obvious. 477 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,203 But boy, did we love it. 478 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,289 We were so sure, we finally know what we do with our lives. 479 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,084 But now we'll get it for sure this never-again narwhal. 480 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,669 My haters will love this. 481 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,921 How old are you? 482 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,923 23 and 22. 483 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,550 When I was 22, was on my business card 484 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,095 Intern at Enron. And guess what happened? 485 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,472 -There was a bad scandal? -No. 486 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,058 I was fired because I Sold chocolate bars in the toilet. 487 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,019 -Do you understand what I mean? -Maybe it's my head injury, 488 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,813 but I don't think so. 489 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,483 Alan probably means to say, that life is long. 490 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,319 And it's great that you are at the moment likes to operate a scary ship, 491 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,363 but if this job doesn't work out, 492 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,491 will soon be a new ship enter the port. 493 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,577 So maybe sit down not quite as pressured. 494 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,706 That's right, we have constantly new great ideas. 495 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,291 And even a million business cards are probably not worth it, 496 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,169 that people suffer from head injuries and poisoned donuts die. 497 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,379 My God! 498 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,047 I remember what the thread was for! 499 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,551 It should remind me to say: good luck with the trip today. 500 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,969 I hope it goes great. 501 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,978 And now let's save your siblings 502 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,813 and take everyone to the hospital. 503 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,440 {\an8}THE NEXT DAY 504 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,233 {\an8}-Alan's review is here. -What did he say? 505 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,528 It says, "For the first time in my life 506 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,196 I had it on a scary tour really scared." 507 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,199 And he has a new category invented for us. 508 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,993 "The Maybe-Pinball Machine." 509 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,245 "For attractions, that you don't have to look at, 510 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,872 but maybe you should." 511 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,707 And we are the first in the category. 512 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,543 What do you think, babe? Do you want to continue? 513 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,670 Maybe, maybe not. 514 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,006 But either way, everything will be fine. 515 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,759 Dirt, please stop eating these. 516 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:00,843 Make me, bitch. 517 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,262 {\an8}I'm made of feathers and you're like a sponge, 518 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,723 {\an8}It feels like home with you 519 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,392 {\an8}When I see you' My heart begins to glow 520 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:11,145 {\an8}Your lips make mine sparkle 521 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,689 {\an8}I may not be a man From anatomy 522 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,150 {\an8}But I support you With lots of ergonomics 523 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,611 {\an8}I'm just a pillow But, baby, it is like this: 524 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,489 {\an8}When we kiss I'm just happy 525 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,074 {\an8}Stop the pillow fight Now it's time to get down to business' 526 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,951 {\an8}Who would have thought That this is love? 527 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,953 {\an8}-I don't want to miss you -I'm blown away by you 528 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,789 {\an8}Because I'm in love with a pillow 529 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:30,873 {\an8}Subtitles by: Daniela Schulz